About me!

Wassup, I go by the internet alias "Proffessor Nutkins" - my name isn't actually that and I'm sure those of you who are internet stalkers would find me pretty easily, which is fine I guess it's not like a big secret, more just immediate internet safety I guess. 

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I also do other content on the internet under a different name - have fun finding that internet sleuths (it's still probably not hard to find) - which if you've managed to come from there and find me here well done I guess. Now you can fangirl (gender neutral) over me some more, or make fun of me I don't care.

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Also before you say anything yeah - Proffessor Nutkins is kinda a dumb name, BUT before you judge me you should know I came up with it at 12. When I finally joined the internet at the big age of 14?? 15?? (I don't know how old I was), I used that name instead of mine. Which like, I was a literal child, so probably was for the best. 

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Yes, the double f is intentional, I didn't know how to spell Professor at 12yrs old and clearly not at 14 either, so here I am. It's so difficult to give people my email address that I also had to take the one with a single f because people would spell it wrong. 

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I've been told Nutkins reminds people of a squirrel so if you want to imagine me as such feel free to, OR consider you could imagine me as someone who's super cool and conventionally attractive, like gosh I don't know... Ryan Gosling. That's it guys, guess I gave away my secret identity, I'm actually Ryan Gosling masquerading as some random 20yr old guy on the internet. Ask the internet stalkers they'll tell you I'm right. 

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​Also you guys should know I'm very autistic, chronically ill, and queer - I know right, pick a struggle. What can I say I like to collect things - y'all should see my diagnoses list, it's basically a novel.

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I AM NOT AI. I WILL NEVER USE AI. IF I SEEM LIKE I AM AI IT IS NOT ME, BACK AWAY SLOWLY, DO NOT ENGAGE.

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Disclaimer though, the closest I've gotten to using AI I think was back in my 2023 awards, and I used this trophy image that I didn't look too closely at when saving from Canva, and now looking at it 3 years later and knowing what AI is, I'm like 99% it's AI. Full disclosure. If I had paid attention though I wouldn't of used it - but alas I was a dumb dumb at 17.

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Well I hope that's clarified everything that needs clarifying, below you can see my email and socials (the Facebook exists for my Grandma so she can see stuff) (Hi Grandma!), My Spotify is there but y'all it's literally messing me up for no reason because it won't put my playlists on my profile, so like good luck seeing them - check out my playlists I've shared here though.

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You'll also notice a contact form - say whatever you want, scream into the void, confess your undying love (it probably won't be reciprocated), tell me what you would do if you suddenly were spiderman but webs shot out your butt like a real spider. I don't know man. I mean ideally also recommend music but do whatever I guess.